Who has the largest human penis?
Good question. No serious discussion of enlarging your penis would be complete without a look at the upper limits of what is possible.
I mean, nobody serious about mountain climbing avoids talks about Everest, and everybody who’s into martial arts talks about Bruce Lee.
So, what is the most a human penis has to offer? Who’s got it? What does he do with it? And how much should you care about people having members of that size?
But First, Some Perspective
It’s fine to just throw names and numbers at you, but without a little context it’s not very useful.
Some numbers to keep in mind while you’re reading about the heavy lifters walking among us (source)
•The average human penis is 3.5 inches long flaccid, and 5.1 inches long erect
•Average circumference while erect is 4.8 inches. 3.6 inches flaccid
The smallest penis on an adult male without a medical condition was 0.39 inches, according to the Guinness Book. But don’t worry about that guy. He says since he became famous, he gets calls from women he doesn’t even know who “just have to try him out.”
There are a lot of rumors out there about the natural factors that influence human penis size. Some are true, but some are totally false.
The first thing to know is that the human penis typically stops growing about 5 years after puberty begins. That means most men will achieve their largest natural size in high school. To keep growing your member after puberty, you need to use some penis enlargement methods. The good news is that there’s no evidence to suggest that men’s penises shrink as they get older.
One of the most common penis size myths is that tall men have larger penises. It seems logical, but in reality there’s no correlation. Several studies have been done over the years on this topic. The best results showed only moderate correlation between height and penis size. Most studies found weak or no correlation.
Another common myth has to do with having large hands. One study did find that men with longer ring fingers had slightly larger penises than other men with shorter fingers (source). That said, the impact of hand size on penis length is minimal and has been largely discredited.
Many people think that big feet are also an indicator of a large penis, but this is also largely a myth. A study done in 1988 by Siminoski and Bain found only a weak correlation between foot size and penis size.
In reality, much of natural penis size is determined by genetics. Studies have found that the human AR gene in the X chromosome and the SRY gene in the Y chromosome might have some influence on penis size.
Environmental conditions also play a big role in penis size. That means diet and exposure to certain chemicals can affect the size of your member. There are many chemicals out there that disrupt the endocrine system and diminish your penis size including certain pesticides and and plasticizers.
Now, on to the how’s it hangin’ hall of huge…
NYC native Jonah Falcon measures in at 13.5 inches erect and 8 inches flaccid – more than double the average. That qualifies him for his spot in the Guinness Book as having the largest penis on a living man.
In bed, Jonah reports that older, more experienced lovers are necessary since his size scares younger candidates off and can hurt women who aren’t prepared.
He also notes that he needs a lot of foreplay.
A penis that large takes a lot of blood to get fully erect, so his partners (both men and women) need to take their time while he warms it up.
His marvelous member has also caused some issues in regular life. He is stopped on the street by people seeing the bulge, and receives regular offers from the porn industry.
Falcon also was stopped by TSA agents to confirm he wasn’t smuggling a bomb or other contraband in his pants.
He has a sense of humor about having to get patted down or required to whip it out.
The porn star famed for having the largest penis in the industry was never officially measured, and claimed to have a unit 16 inches long and 13 inches around, which is clearly a huge exaggeration..
A friend who claims to have seen him measure himself said that on that day, his length was 13.5 inches, which is also an exaggeration.
Porn starlet Dorothiea Patton once described going down on Holmes as being like “fellating a telephone pole.”
At one point in his career, Holmes insured his unit for $14 million since it was the driving engine of his porn stardom.
Anyway, no matter what others have said about Holmes size, I guestimate that on a good day he was approximately 10 inches.
And if you’re wondering about Ron Jeremy, he measures just about nine inches erect. Though that’s still half again as large as the average, it’s short of record-breaking by at least 4.5 inches.
In a case of “be careful what you wish for” Roberto Cabrero of Saltillo, Mexico has 18.9 inches below his waistline. That’s over three times the human average. In a publicity stunt to get the attention of Guinness, he weighed it on camera with a result of two pounds.
He has also had it x-rayed to prove it’s not some kind of makeup or prosthetic.
But the bad news for Cabrera is only about 6 inches are actual penis. The rest, say examining doctors is just excess skin hanging off the tip.
Which is rough. The size of what he’s packing has wrecked relationships for Cabrera, limited his mobility, and cost him jobs. And he doesn’t even get in the record book since the extra skin doesn’t make it really a penis.
Still, almost 19 inches. You have to wonder where he buys his underwear.
A National Concern
So, we’ve talked about the men with the largest penises, but what about nationalities?
As you know, original penis size is largely a matter of genetics so it pays to know whether your ancestors gave you a lottery ticket or a booby prize.
On average, the longest erect penises in the world by continent are as follows:
For the record, US penises are exactly average: a mean length of 5.1 inches erect. Also for the record, the smallest average penises in the world are found in North Korea, measuring in at 3.8 inches long fully engorged.
Just like with any training program, it helps to think about the greats. It motivates you, keeps you focused, and helps you know just how big it can get.
But don’t worry too much about how much bigger the big guys are than you.
First off, you might not be the next John Holmes, but if you stick to your training you’ll be big enough soon enough.
Don’t sweat it.
Second, studies show again and again that women don’t care that much about penis size. They prefer confidence, a sense of humor, intelligence, and similar features above your waistline when considering who to be with and who to stay with.
Statistically speaking, you care a whole lot more than your partner does.
And of women who do care, very few like really huge penises. A study in California found that women prefer just slightly larger than average in a long-term sex partner.
Another study in Africa found that a wife’s likelihood of cheating went up with every half-inch above average of her husband’s size.
So seriously, know the information but keep perspective. This is just trivia, and maybe a little pep talk to inspire you.